I F'd My Life

fmylife:

Today, I woke up to find the house trashed from a party last night. My boyfriend had assured me the day before that he would wake up early and take care of the mess, since he was hosting the party. My mom’s turning up in 20 min. and he’s still asleep. Guess it’s time to find the mop. FML

Um… And you don’t think you should have been cleaning instead of taking time to submit this to FML??