Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too… I was eating a steak. FML
Lying about yourself to get in someone’s pants: always a good idea.
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Lying about yourself...get in someone’s pants: always
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my god how stupid can one person be?
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