I F'd My Life
My Biggest Regret Ever: Having a One Night Stand

mybiggestregretever:

My biggest regret ever is having a one night stand (who’s name I didn’t even know) utter the famous last words “Cum inside of me”.  I know her name now as I have to write it on a check every month for child support.  Conversely, my biggest joy ever is my wonderful son Ms. Cum Inside of Me gave to me.

[Male, 28]

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