Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend’s house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
“As one does”?? No, only ones who want to get penises drawn on their face while they’re passed out.
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ifdml reblogged this from fmylife and added:
does”?? No, only ones who want to get...while they’re passed out.
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